Video: Shit New Dads Say

by Robb Sutton

So lately, the cycling community has seen a couple of viral YouTube videos go around that are “Shit xxx Says” which is a playoff of old Shit My Dad says lines. I got the idea to poke a little fun at myself and other new dads out there by making this clip sequencing “Shit New Dads Say”. I probably missed some classics but I am sure anyone who has ever gone through the new dad experience can relate.

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Mark Heiman January 24, 2012 - 7:55 pm

Hahaha well done Rob! I once had a customer tell me she was going to write a book called Things You Never Thought You Would Say….Until You Had Kids.
Her favorite was “stop writing on the wall with spaghetti.”

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Robb Sutton January 24, 2012 - 7:56 pm

I have a feeling I will be saying that one at some point in time! (and so will you)

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Travis Quinnelly January 24, 2012 - 9:48 pm

Ha! Robb I laughed at every single one of these. Mostly because I too have said just about all of those exact things.
With our sons being about 6 weeks (or so) apart, I’m finding out that its more rewarding & hard than I ever expected.

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Robb Sutton January 24, 2012 - 9:52 pm

I figured you would relate big time right now! Glad to hear everything is going well!

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Tony Grogan January 28, 2012 - 4:30 pm

Too funny!! But hang on, because my kids are 21, 18, 17 & 17. You never stop saying stuff like that. The stuff just gets bigger and more complicated. I would not trade being a dad for anything though. Can’t wait for grandkids now! Enjoy every single moment, because they really do grow so dang fast!

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Dave January 30, 2012 - 9:53 pm

Good stuff! I have a 5 month old and I think I’ve said just about everything in this video, at least twice. Question – did you shoot this with the iPhone 4S cam and edit with iMovie? It looks great, might be time to upgrade for me.

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Robb Sutton January 30, 2012 - 9:57 pm

Thanks! This one wasn’t actually with the iPhone. I used a Nikon D7000 with a Sigma 50mm/f1.4 lens.

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David Tallon February 7, 2012 - 4:01 pm

This is a must watch lol “Sh*t New Dads DON’T Say”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lFuuz5ye6I

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