Video: Shit New Dads Say

So lately, the cycling community has seen a couple of viral YouTube videos go around that are “Shit xxx Says” which is a playoff of old Shit My Dad says lines. I got the idea to poke a little fun at myself and other new dads out there by making this clip sequencing “Shit New Dads Say”. I probably missed some classics but I am sure anyone who has ever gone through the new dad experience can relate.

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Mark Heiman January 24, 2012 - 7:55 pm
Hahaha well done Rob! I once had a customer tell me she was going to write a book called Things You Never Thought You Would Say....Until You Had Kids. Her favorite was "stop writing on the wall with spaghetti."
Robb Sutton January 24, 2012 - 7:56 pm
I have a feeling I will be saying that one at some point in time! (and so will you)
Travis Quinnelly January 24, 2012 - 9:48 pm
Ha! Robb I laughed at every single one of these. Mostly because I too have said just about all of those exact things. With our sons being about 6 weeks (or so) apart, I'm finding out that its more rewarding & hard than I ever expected.
Robb Sutton January 24, 2012 - 9:52 pm
I figured you would relate big time right now! Glad to hear everything is going well!
Tony Grogan January 28, 2012 - 4:30 pm
Too funny!! But hang on, because my kids are 21, 18, 17 & 17. You never stop saying stuff like that. The stuff just gets bigger and more complicated. I would not trade being a dad for anything though. Can't wait for grandkids now! Enjoy every single moment, because they really do grow so dang fast!
Dave January 30, 2012 - 9:53 pm
Good stuff! I have a 5 month old and I think I've said just about everything in this video, at least twice. Question - did you shoot this with the iPhone 4S cam and edit with iMovie? It looks great, might be time to upgrade for me.
Robb Sutton January 30, 2012 - 9:57 pm
Thanks! This one wasn't actually with the iPhone. I used a Nikon D7000 with a Sigma 50mm/f1.4 lens.
David Tallon February 7, 2012 - 4:01 pm
This is a must watch lol "Sh*t New Dads DON'T Say"
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